Dumb Cuneiform

Some tweets should live forever.
We'll convert it to a cuneiform tablet and send it to you in the mail.

Make it Permanent.

You send us your most ephemeral and worthless communications, and we'll carefully transcribe them into the most long-lasting medium known to man - a clay tablet.

Favorite jokes? Amazing pickup lines? Your 2-star review of last summer's blockbuster?

Questions. Answers.

Oh yes. We've made lots of these, and we'll make more. You'll really get it in the mail.

By hand! We take real ceramicist-grade clay and create nice-sized tablets. We carefully translate your message, inscribe the cuneiform characters, and wait for them to dry. Then we heat the tablets to make the clay harden, and last longer.

About a week or two. It takes a few days to wait for the tablets to dry, and then we have to heat, package, and ship them.

140 characters or less, like a tweet.

Old Persian, actually - used around 500BC. Cuneiform was used for thousands of years, but we like the visual appeal of Old Persian. We take the letters from your message and transliterate by syllable, as nearly as we can, into cuneiform.

Good catch, smarties! Cuneiform is a writing system, not a language (like roman letters). We're transliterating - converting the syllables of your message to the cuneiform script - rather than translating.

Sure. Just include their address as the mailing address - we'll send it directly to them.

Eh, maybe. It's in the name!

Buy One Now - $20