PERFECT FOR BIRTHDAYS
The most unique birthday gift ever.
Skip the socks and gift cards. Give them something they'll actually remember - their own personal message inscribed in ancient cuneiform on a real clay tablet that will last for thousands of years.
🎉Perfect for: Any age birthday, milestone birthdays (18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th+), friend birthdays, family birthdays, or anyone who appreciates the wonderfully weird and unique.
WHY IT'S THE ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY GIFT
More than just another present:
- Unforgettable: They'll never forget the year they got a cuneiform tablet for their birthday
- Personal: Your own birthday message, inside joke, or heartfelt wish
- Conversation starter: Every visitor will ask about the mysterious clay tablet
- Lasts forever: Unlike most birthday gifts, this actually gets better with age
🎂Popular birthday messages: "Happy Birthday [Name]! You're getting old but this tablet will last forever," "Another year wiser, another year weirder," "Happy [Age]! May your weirdness never fade," or your own personal birthday wish.
Make this birthday one they'll talk about for years.
BIRTHDAY GIFT FAQ
Common Questions About Birthday Gifts
What makes this a good birthday gift?It's completely unique, personal, and literally lasts forever. Plus, it's the kind of gift that shows you put real thought into something special rather than just grabbing something generic.
Can I include their age or birthday date?Absolutely! You can include their age, birthday date, or any birthday-related message. Just keep it under 140 characters total.
How long does it take to arrive?About 2-3 weeks from order to delivery. Perfect for planning ahead for their special day!
Can I send it directly to the birthday person?Absolutley yes. Just put their address as the shipping address and we'll send it directly to them. Great for surprise birthday gifts!
What if I want to write something funny?Perfect! Funny birthday messages are actually one of our most popular uses. Write whatever feels right for your relationship and their sense of humor.
Is this really appropriate for all ages?That's up to you - we'll inscribe whatever you choose for the message. :)
Is this ... real?Oh yes. We've made hundreds of these and we'll make hundreds more. You'll really get a clay cuneiform tablet in the mail.
READY TO MAKE IT UNFORGETTABLE?
Order Your Birthday Tablet
This birthday deserves to be remembered forever. Order now and give them the most unique gift they'll ever receive.