PERFECT FOR CHRISTMAS
The most unique holiday gift ever.
Skip the socks and gift cards. Give them something they'll actually remember - their own personal message inscribed in ancient cuneiform on a real clay tablet that will last for thousands of years.
🎄Perfect for: Family members, friends, coworkers, Secret Santa exchanges, or anyone who appreciates the wonderfully weird and unique. Great for all ages and relationships!
WHY IT'S THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GIFT
More than just another holiday present:
- Unforgettable: They'll never forget the Christmas they got a cuneiform tablet
- Personal: Your own holiday message, inside joke, or heartfelt wish
- Conversation starter: Every visitor will ask about the mysterious clay tablet
- Lasts forever: Unlike most Christmas gifts, this actually gets better with age
🎁Popular Christmas messages: "Merry Christmas [Name]! May your weirdness never fade," "Happy Holidays! You're the gift that keeps on giving," "Season's Greetings from the ancient scribes," or your own personal holiday wish.
Make this Christmas one they'll talk about for years.
CHRISTMAS GIFT FAQ
Common Questions About Christmas Gifts
What makes this a good Christmas gift?It's completely unique, personal, and literally lasts forever. Plus, it's the kind of gift that shows you put real thought into something special rather than just grabbing something generic from the mall.
Can I include holiday-specific messages?Absolutely! You can include Christmas greetings, holiday wishes, or any seasonal message. Just keep it under 140 characters total.
How long does it take to arrive?About 2-3 weeks from order to delivery. Perfect for planning ahead for Christmas!
Can I send it directly to the recipient?Yes! Just put their address as the shipping address and we'll send it directly to them. Great for surprise Christmas gifts!
What if I want to write something funny?Perfect! Funny holiday messages are actually one of our most popular uses. Write whatever feels right for your relationship and their sense of humor.
Is this appropriate for all ages?That's up to, really. We'll inscribe whatever message you give us.
Is this ... real?Oh yes. We've made hundreds of these and we'll make hundreds more. You'll really get a clay cuneiform tablet in the mail.
READY TO MAKE IT UNFORGETTABLE?
Order Your Christmas Tablet
This Christmas deserves to be remembered forever. Order now and give them the most unique holiday gift they'll ever receive.